T = new Array ()        // Text array

T[0] = "Game fish are to valuable to be caught only once - Lee Wulff";
T[1] = "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are made for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration. - Izaac Walton";
T[2] = "Blessings upon all that hate contention, and love quietnesse, and vertue, and Angling. - Izaak Walton";
T[3] = "To go fishing is the chance to wash one's soul with pure air, with the rush of the brook, or with the shimmer of sun on blue water. It brings meekness and inspiration from the decency of nature, charity toward tackle-makers, patience toward fish, a mockery of profits and egos, a quieting of hate, a rejoicing that you do not have to decide a darned thing until next week. And it is discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover";
T[4] = "Some people are under the impression that all that is required to make a good fisherman is the ability to tell lies easily and without blushing; but this is a mistake. Mere bald fabrication is useless; the veriest tyro can manage that. It is in the circumstantial detail, the embellishing touches of probability, the general air of scrupulous-almost of pedantic-veracity, that the experienced angler is seen. - Jerome K. Jerome";
T[5] = "We may say of angling, as Dr. Boteler said of strawberries, "Doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did"; and so, if I might be judge, God never did make a more calm, quiet, innocent recreation than angling. - Izaak Walton";
T[6] = "Catch and Release fishing is a lot like golf. You don't have to eat the ball to have a good time. - Author Unknown";
T[7] = "Even a bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work. - Author Unknown";
T[8] = "I spend most of my life fishing, the rest I just waste. - Author Unknown";
T[9] = "Nothing grows faster than a fish from when it bites until it gets away. - Author Unknown";
T[10] = "Work is for people who don't know how to fish. - Author Unknown";
T[11] = "Only an extraordinary person would purposely risk being outsmarted by a creature often less than twelve inches long, over and over again. - Janna Bialek";
T[12] = "For the supreme test of a fisherman is not how many fish he has caught, not even how he has caught them, but what he has caught when he has caught no fish. - John H. Bradley";
T[13] = "The opinion of one man is only as good as his experience, but the opinions of many can become so stabilized as to be the contributions of considerable value to angling knowledge. - Col. Joseph D. Bates, Jr.";
T[14] = "Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. - Chuck Clark";
T[15] = "Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip. - John Gierach";
T[16] = "Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway";
T[17] = "The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. - Herbert Hoover";
T[18] = "There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of mind. - Washington Irving";
T[19] = "Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God. - Tony Blake";
T[20] = "The traveler fancies he has seen the country. So he has, the outside of it at least; but the angler only sees the inside. The angler only is brought close, face to face with the flower and bird and insect life of the rich riverbanks, the only part of the landscape where the hand of man has never interfered. - Charles Kingsley";
T[21] = "If people concentrated on the really important things of life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson";
T[22] = "The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't. - Patrick F. McManus";
T[23] = "Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. - Patrick F. McManus";
T[24] = "If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business. - Alfred W. Miller";
T[25] = "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. - Paul O'Neil";
T[26] = "Fish now.  You're dead a long time. - Author Unknown";
T[27] = "Women love me, fish fear me. - Author Unknown";
T[28] = "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau";
T[29] = "The best time to go fishing is when you can get away. - Robert Traver";
T[30] = "I fish because in a world where most men seem to spend their lives doing things they hate, my fishing is at once an endless source of delight and an act of small rebellion. - John Volker";
T[31] = "And finally, I fish not because I regard fishing as being terribly important, but because I suspect that so many of the other concerns of men are equally unimportant, and not nearly so much fun. - John Volker";
T[32] = "There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright";
T[33] = "Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never be fully learnt. - Izaak Walton";
T[34] = "I make it a rule never to weigh or measure a fish I've caught, but simply to estimate its dimensions as accurately as possible, and then, when telling about it, to improve these figures by roughly a fifth, or twenty percent. I do this mainly because most people believe all fishermen exaggerate by at least twenty percent, and so I allow for the discounting my audience is almost certain to apply. - Ed Zern";
T[35] = "... but for the practical part, it is that that makes an Angler; it is diligence, observation, and practice that must do it. - Izaak Walton";
T[36] = "Take my friends and my home - As an outcast I'll roam: Take the money I have in the bank: It is just what I wish. But deprive me of fish, And my life would indeed be a blank. - Lewis Carroll";
T[37] = "The true worth of fishing, as the experienced angler comes to realize, lies in the memorable contact with people and other living creatures, scenes and places, and the living waters great and small which it provides. - Author Unknown";
T[38] = "All the charm of the angler's life would be lost but for these hours of thought and memory. All along the brook, all day on lake or river, while he takes his sport, he thinks. All the long evenings in camp, or cottage, or inn, he tells stories of his own life, hears stories of his friend's lives, and if alone calls up the magic of memory. - W.C. Prime";
T[39] = "The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. - John Buchan";
T[40] = "It must, of course, be admitted that large stories of fishing adventure are sometimes told by fisherman -- and why should this not be so? Beyond all question there is no sphere of human activity so full of strange and wonderful incidents as theirs. - Grover Cleveland";
T[41] = "Fishermen are not liars, just poor estimators. - Author Unknown";
T[42] = "Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt, that it really ought to be done in bed. - John Volker";